thanks to mai's suggestion, i am now officially a serial killer!

yesterday, when i arrived in our pad, i was going to take a shower to relieve myself from a very long, butt-aching trip from pandan island (story to follow) when i saw, yet again, another ipis! wait, correction, a pair of ipis!!! waahhh! gross talaga! so, i decided to finally end it all with the icky creepy crawlers, and bought a bottle of insecticide. i had to go to a convenience store even if i was too haggard from the trip.

with the insecticide on my hand, the psycho in me emerged! i generously (yes, para may somekinda act of kindess. hahaha!) sprayed what must've been a quarter to a third of the bottle directly to the two roaches. and yes, i watched them wriggle to death - wickedly and satisfyingly!

obviously, the insecticide would spread throughout the bathroom; thus, i closed the door first so that the smell won't enter the bedroom. after a few minutes, i was already eager to take a bath and wash off the grime on my entire body. so, i entered the bathroom and voila! three more roaches were squirming to death!!! ha! so i took a sheet of paper towel, picked the five roaches by the antenna (i don't want to feel the exoskeleton noh!), threw them into the toilet bowl and flushed them down. success!

aftwerwards, i finally had a leisurely bath then i slept the night away. when i woke up this morning, i had to go to the bathroom to take a leek. three guesses on what i saw as i entered the bathroom.... yes, ipis! three roaches!!! but this time, they're dead. ha! s-u-c-c-e-s-s, success!!! again, i threw them into the toilet bowl and watched as they swirled down the pipes.

whoever invented insecticide, kudos to you! hahaha! in less than twelve hours, i killed eight cockroaches! and my previous supposition has become true - i am now a seasoned ipis exterminator!!!

*editor's note: this is my third entry about ipis; thus, i call these entries "the ipis trilogy." hehehe!