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Thursday, June 23, 2005

team america: world police

i watched this super hilarious movie yesterday. it's the first movie i've seen with marionette characters; as in, you really see the strings. highly recommended! kakaiba, ang gago at panalo! it's satirical and it targets the american government. here's the speech delivered by the main character....

"...we are dicks! we are reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. and the film actors guild (f.a.g.) are pussies. and kim jong il is an ass hole. pussies don't like dicks. because pussies get fucked by dicks. but dicks also fuck ass holes - ass holes who just wanna shit on everything. pussies may think they can deal with ass holes their way. but the only thing that can fuck an ass hole is a dick with some balls. the problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate; and it takes a pussy to show 'em that. but sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become ass holes themselves. because pussies are only an inch and a half from ass holes. i don't know much in this crazy, crazy world but i do know that if you don't let us fuck this ass hole, we are gonna have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit."

posted by cho at 6/23/2005 01:20:00 AM
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