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Wednesday, May 18, 2005

three-day training

i've undergone training for the past three days, and it finally culminated today. what training? Advanced Speech. DUH!!! me?!?! grrr.... it's not as if i needed it! i could've done without it. apparently, everyone in our company is required to attend that training so nobody's excused. well, who am i to complain? i didn't have to work for three whole days, and i'm getting paid for it. lovely!

gosh! the insipidly painstaking things i had to go through during the training.... argh!

a. had to count from 16 to 20 in an orgasmic way. of course, i had no problems pulling it off.

b. had to listen to people with p-f, th and b-v problems. god, were they so consistent!

c. had to come up with an advertisement for a product, which i extremely believe in. so what product did i present? CONDOM! awesome!

d. had to listen to people with the worst diction and sentence structure. boy, i felt so nauseous with their poor syntax, it almost made me throw up!

e. had to answer questions like "if you were a super hero, who would you be and why?" and "when did you learn about the birds and bees?" and yes, being the pervert that i am, most of my answers were double-entendre with sexual innuendos. hehehe!

f. had to debate with people whose arguments are shooting all over the place. i was designated to close the debate for our team, and my counterpart from the opposing team happened be a lasallian. guess who was more convincing, and was commended for a very good job.... of course, the atenean! hehehe!

gosh, how thankful was i when the trainer dismissed us. the training had finally ended after three, long, excruciating days. but you know what? i actually had fun, come to think of it. you say, "huh?!?!" well, yes, i may be whining but i did have fun. i am ranting because i had to attend such a training course. however, as a whole, the experience wasn't that bad at all, and it was, indeed, fun.

darn, i just remembered. i have to attend another training course next week - Business Correspondence. crap!

posted by cho at 5/18/2005 06:51:00 PM
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1 Comments:

Blogger xc commented at 5/18/2005 10:36 PM~  

Mwahaha....inggitera ang loka! I bet, ma-aaddict ka nito.

Winner ang product endorsement mo ah, condom.

One entry palang but it's super funny nice na...it's so...YOU!!

peace and luv!

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